Monday, September 15, 2014

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Transformers thoughts:
1. There was a sword that turned into a gun.
2. If you aren't paying an employee, and they complain about it, is "At least you have a job" really a good comeback? 
3. One of the robots had a face that turned into a gun!
4. Another of the robots had these waist flap things that made it look like it was wearing a trench coat or something.
5. One of the bad guys in this movie was played by Titus Welliver, who to me looks just like local news anchor Ken Bastida, so I was like "why is this news dude being so evil?"
6. I really wish the dinobots were in this movie more, I love the goddamn dinobots.
7. John Goodman really carries the second half of this movie.
8. If you're a 20 year old dating a 17 year old, you might be shielded from age of consent laws by a "Romeo and Juliet" clause in state law, but carrying around a laminated card with the text of that law in your wallet is creepy.
9. Two hours 45 minutes is pretty long for a giant robot fighting movie, real talk.
10. There was a sword that turned into a gun.


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